Baking Jokes

Funny Baking Jokes
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I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake.

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Why did the white supremacist start a baking company? Because his family had a long history of being in bread.

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Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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I kept my wife at home in the kitchen all day today, baking I hope the police don't look in the oven

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I forgot to buy baking paper Looks like my cooking will be foiled again...

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Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries? Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.

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I have a super secret baking recipe for bread ...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis

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I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end.

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What do you get when you put Cola in an oven? Baking soda

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A father asked his son how baking school was going "I knead some dough."

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Why are baking recipes so secretive? They're on a knead the dough basis

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What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Then her name would be mozarella.

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If marijuana starts getting sold in a grocery store... Would it be in the pharmacy or the baking aisle?

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My girlfriend’s at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don’t look in the oven and find her.

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A child comes out of the bathroom and sees his mother baking a cake "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
"No sweetie, you have to flush like everyone else!"

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What does the baking soda say when he gets sad? I'm sodapressed.

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Why are you baking octopus? So I can get octopi.

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If Cinderella were a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, would she be known as Mozarella?

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My wife is unhappy with my new bread baking hobby. Seems she wants to be the only sour, doughy thing in my life.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen.

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What do you get when you put soda in the oven? Baking soda!... I'll leave now

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What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine:

Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day?

He was basically addicted.

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I baked a dog shaped dough in a local baking competition It was pure-bread.

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Quiche is like the fools gold of the baking world. When you see it, you think it’s pie right?

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I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans I made sure to use self-raising flour.

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The worst part about baking The worst part about baking is getting the ingredients. The rest is a piece of cake.

Edit: fixed typo

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What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix? Baking Bad

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The Oven Two muffins are baking in an oven.

The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The second muffin says: "Wow! A talking muffin!"

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I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread. Sometimes they just knead it.

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When baking, how do you tell when bread is done? It crumbs

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My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom... I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.

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I'm giving out the secrets of baking industy only on a knead to dough basis.

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What do you call baking soda when someone throws it in your face? A salt!

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