I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake.
Why did the white supremacist start a baking company? Because his family had a long history of being in bread.
Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
I kept my wife at home in the kitchen all day today, baking I hope the police don't look in the oven
I forgot to buy baking paper Looks like my cooking will be foiled again...
Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries? Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.
I have a super secret baking recipe for bread ...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven? Baking soda
A father asked his son how baking school was going "I knead some dough."
Why are baking recipes so secretive? They're on a knead the dough basis
What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Then her name would be mozarella.
If marijuana starts getting sold in a grocery store... Would it be in the pharmacy or the baking aisle?
My girlfriend’s at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don’t look in the oven and find her.
A child comes out of the bathroom and sees his mother baking a cake
"Mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
"No sweetie, you have to flush like everyone else!"
What does the baking soda say when he gets sad? I'm sodapressed.
Why are you baking octopus? So I can get octopi.
If Cinderella were a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, would she be known as Mozarella?
My wife is unhappy with my new bread baking hobby. Seems she wants to be the only sour, doughy thing in my life.
What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen.
What do you get when you put soda in the oven? Baking soda!... I'll leave now
What's a joke that you invented?
Here's mine:
Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day?
He was basically addicted.
I baked a dog shaped dough in a local baking competition It was pure-bread.
Quiche is like the fools gold of the baking world. When you see it, you think it’s pie right?
I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans I made sure to use self-raising flour.
The worst part about baking
The worst part about baking is getting the ingredients. The rest is a piece of cake.
Edit: fixed typo
What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda.
What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix? Baking Bad
The Oven
Two muffins are baking in an oven.
The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The second muffin says: "Wow! A talking muffin!"
I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread. Sometimes they just knead it.
When baking, how do you tell when bread is done? It crumbs
My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom... I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.
I'm giving out the secrets of baking industy only on a knead to dough basis.
What do you call baking soda when someone throws it in your face? A salt!