What do you call a barber that only works on bald people? An air stylist.
Why can’t bald people eat rabbits? They don’t have hare.
Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head.
I like playing chess with bald people at the park It’s usually pretty hard to find 32 of them though...
How do Bald people get their hair back? They have toupee.
Why don't bald people use keys? Because they don't have any locks
When bald people wash there face, How far up do they go?