I went to see the ballet, and..
..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.
I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"
After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*
Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose.
You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don’t they just get taller girls?
Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet? The people in charge of that decision.
My Polish grandmother used to perform for a ballet company... It was always awkward listening to her Pole Dancing stories.
I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay I still do but I used tutu.
Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn’t Go To The Ballet? The Zoo worker at Cincinnati Zoo.
My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)
I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.
Why did the dinner roll and her friends go to so many ballet recitals? Because they were in abundance.
What did the hooker wear to her ballet performance? A prosti-tutu
I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe.
I used to do ballet I still do, but I used tutu.
Two friends were walking by the ballet museum...
When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?"
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Just got my degree in ballet... I only got a 2:2
What do you call a fat ballet dancer who has the high ground? Obeseswan.
A ballet dancer is in a doctor's office
BD: My leg hurts
Doc: *looks at chart* looks like you're going to need an amputation
BD: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY*
doc: no not really, just like to keep you on your toes