What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo.
I am creating a video game about a bear and bird that hire a prostitute and then don't pay her. I'm calling it "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts"
TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.
What did the banjo say to the worried guitar? Don't fret
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves.
What's the difference between a guitar and a banjo? A guitar can get you laid, whereas a banjo can get you laid with your sister.
How do you tell one banjo song from another? They have different names.
Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards.
A true gentleman knows how to play Banjo, But doesn't.
What is the difference between an onion and a banjo? No one gets tears in their eyes when you chop up a banjo.
What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
The doctor told me I would need surgery on my hand.
I asked him if I'd be able to play the banjo after the surgery, and he said "Absolutely."
Well this sure was a lot quicker than taking Banjo lessons!
What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.