Bassist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A bassist.

(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)

Score: 208

Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

Score: 54
Funny Bassist Jokes
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What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now

Score: 15

Just thought of this So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.

"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"

"Benjamin"

Score: 13

Why are drummer jokes so short? So the bassist can understand them.

Score: 13

A guitarist met a bassist and they had a jam... After a while, the bassist stopped and said:

"That is very good and all, but why won't you play A?"

The guitarist replied "because 440 Hz"

Score: 11

Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car? It took like two hours to get the drummer out.

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What do you call a bass player who can get by without a girlfriend? A Master-Bassist

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A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it. It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

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What do you call a prejudiced 4 stringed guitar player? A racist bassist

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts

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What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat? Abandon ship

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Why was the bass player the most popular person in the band? He was a need to know bassist.

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what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore

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How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

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two guys were walking down the street; one of them was a bassist... the other guy didn't have any money either

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I'm a bassist I believe upright is inherently better than electric

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Why did the bassist get arrested? He slaped A minor.

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Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist.

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What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians? Bassist.

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