Did you hear about the bed bug band?
They mostly play covers
(OC my dudes, read em and weep)
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They were married in the spring!
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring
Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married? They're having a lovely wedding in the spring.
If bed bugs are found in beds Who came up with cockroaches?
I'll bet that Bret Stephens has a new Twitter account under a different name. Afterall, he's a bed bug which means he needs to be undercover.
What do you call a bunch of bed bugs? A sheet-load.
WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs … as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the premises in the condition it was when I moved in.
What do you call a large group of bedbugs? Bunk bed bugs
Just slept with a species from another genus... I hate having bed bugs
Why would Bret Stephens make an excellent spy? Because as a bed bug, he is usually under cover.
If bed bugs are found on beds Where are cockroaches found?