What did the momma cow say to her baby cows? It’s pasture bedtime
When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
I walked past a field of cows at 3 AM and saw that they were all wide awake. I said, "Surely it's pasture bedtime?"
My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning. But that's whey past my bedtime.
When do cows go to sleep? When it's pasture bedtime
My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget.
Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children: Bedtime.
When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep? When it is pasture bedtime.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime
A child was sent to jail for staying up past his bedtime He got charged with resisting arrest.
When do cows go to sleep? Pasture bedtime.
What did Momma Cow say to her calf after sundown? It's *pasture* bedtime!
When is it bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What does the farmer say to the cows at night? It's pasture bedtime.
My friend asked if I could help him write a bedtime story for his kids. I thought "what a novel idea".
Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
I wake up happy, slowly get angrier, then eventually start lightening up and by bedtime I've come full circle and am happy one again I've got pi-polar disorder
Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep? It was pasta bedtime.
If you notice cows sleeping in a field... does that mean it's pasture bedtime? :)
How do you know it's bedtime at Kevin Spaceys house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do kids know when it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
I ate a load of of licorice at bedtime and had some very strange nightmares.
What were you dreaming about?
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All sorts.
What time is it when you see cows sleeping in a field? Pasture bedtime
Go to sleep
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
A dad puts his kids down for bedtime He says, "You're fat and stupid!"
How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime? When the little hand touches the big hand.
I like my women how I like my bedtime. 10
Why did the macaroni leave the party? It was pasta his bedtime.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand is on the little hand.