I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach...
You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk.
[source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]
Did know that king Leopold II never visited Belgian Congo? It was a hands off operation.
What do you do when a Belgian throws a grenade at you? You unpin it and throw it back... (Frenchhumor)
A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it.
What's the difference between a French kiss and a Belgian kiss? A Belgian kiss is more Flemish.
What do you call a Belgian prostitute? *A waffle vendor*
There once was a Belgian hooker... ...who always had some Flem in her throat.
What do you call a Belgian with a cold? Phlegmish
What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?
A Brussels sprout,
Edit: what do you, call a paralyzed Belgian?
A Belgian guy enters in a bar...
He asks for a diet coke and the barman says : I don't have them anymore, can I give you ONE ZERO ?!
\#WorldcupJokes
Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
What do you call a Belgian who's bad at grammar? An twerp
A Belgian pilot...
A Belgian pilot is landing his plane,
Pilot: wow, what a short runway!
Copilot: yea, but it's sooo wide though!
Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap.
How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back.
Today I made a Belgian waffle Tomorrow I hope to make a German change
What do you call the fanatical elite military units of the Belgian armed forces? Waffle SS
Belgian state orders 5 million euro's in facemasks Got scammed by fake Turkish company.