Man, after joining a Biker Gang: Do we or don’t we ride our bikes at the same speed? Biker: Yes, we do. But stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles.”
Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally? He was just two tired.
Two Australians walk into a shady biker bar..
..somewhere in Texas. Inside of course is the whole gang drinking, music stops, crickets...
The boss of the gang asks:
“Did you come here to die?”
Australians respond:
“No, we came in yesterday “
What's the difference between a happy biker and a sad biker? Happy biker has bugs in his teeth.
2 bikers going for a ride... They decided to stop for a leak off the side of a bridge. As they're doing their business, one biker says "jeez, the water's cold". The other one says "jeez, the bottoms rough...".
At the dinner party...
the suave man asks his wife "Pass the sugar, sugar!"
Not to be outdone, his buddy says to his own wife "Pass the honey, honey!"
Their biker pal turns to his old lady and yells "Pass the pork, pig!"
An old biker.... was riding down the highway and got into a wreck. His ol' lady was on the back and got thrown. He asked her if she was alright, and she says "I have an 8 inch gash"...He says "I know that but, are you hurt"?
A biker went for a ride with his girlfriend Ruth... As they were riding they came to a low bridge. He ducked, but she didn't. He rode on ruthlessly.
A reckless biker revved his bike up SO much... ... that St. Peter had to rebuild the Pearly Gates.
Biker Problems
"My girl, Ginger, is going to die because of syphilis," mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies.
"No," says the friend, "people don't die of syphilis anymore."
The angry biker replies, "They do when they give it to me!"
Biker mimes
If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang....
Do they have to drive electric bikes?
I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams
What do you call her when St. Nick's wife dumps him to join a biker gang? A rebel without a Claus.
I chided my biker friend for actually asking me if he should wear a helmet. That's a no-brainer.
What's the difference between a biker and a vacuum? The position of the dirt bag.