Blacksmith Jokes

I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning... ...within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.

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Funny Blacksmith Jokes
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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The blacksmith hires an apprentice He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.”

The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith

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Bought a dog off a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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I adopted a dog that used to be owned by a blacksmith... As soon as I got him inside, he made a bolt for the door.

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I bought a dog from my local blacksmith. When I got home he made a bolt for the door.

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I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door

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I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back ... ... he made a bolt for the door.

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my dog is training to be a blacksmith every now and then he'll make a bolt for the door

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A man tries for a job as a blacksmith "Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"

"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith today Within 10 minutes of being home he'd already made a bolt for the door

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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!

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My New Dog I bought a dog from a blacksmith today...


...As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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Bad experience buying a dog from a Blacksmith as soon as i got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith. 10 minutes after we arrived home, the dog made a bolt for the door.

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I just bought a dog from the town blacksmith When I took it home, it made a bolt for the door.

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If someone has the Last Name "Smith" then that means that one of their ancestors was likely a Blacksmith. Which kinda puts David Dickinson in an awkward position.

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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith today as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door

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I knew I shouldn't have taken my dog to the blacksmith As soon as we got there, he made a bolt for the door

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I adopted a dog from a blacksmith today.. First thing he did when i got him home was make a bolt for the door.

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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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Why is a blacksmith called a blacksmith? A whitesmith wouldn't steel

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I tried to be a professional blacksmith for a living... But I was arrested for forgery.

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New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door.

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Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith

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I got a dog from the blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal... it was ironic.

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What do you say to a blacksmith who's angry about breaking his sword Ooh, temper temper!

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith I know he was from a blacksmith because as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door!

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The blacksmith only sold items he crafted himself. Like his father taught him... He who smelt it, dealt it.

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I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door

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I think my horse is a blacksmith. I slapped him on the backside and he made a bolt for the door.

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Blacksmith: I've just about finished this sword, just need to work out the kinks. Sword: I like feet

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What division does a blacksmith boxer compete in? Smelterweight.

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I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic

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A knights wife recieves a package from the blacksmith The knight asks her: "Is this my new chest plate?"

She replies: "Sorry my dear, it's just a chain mail."

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