Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.
Boudreaux said, "I'm a'gonna do dat when I win da lottery!"
"What's dat?" asks Thibodeaux.
"Send da lawn off to be mowed."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are walking through the woods one night
when they see an alien spaceship land and two aliens come out.
Boudreaux says, "Mais, what you think those critters are?"
Thibodeaux says, "I don't know. Cook some rice."