Boy Scouts Jokes

Funny Boy Scouts Jokes
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What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp.

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How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping

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Boy Scouts [Warning: Offensive] Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?

One comes home from camp, the other doesn't

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What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ...for eating a Brownie.

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What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from the camp alive

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I'm going to sabotage the winners' tents in the next boy scouts competition... I'll knock them down a peg or two

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When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie.

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What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

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The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

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How many boy scouts does take to change a lightbulb? One. But it takes a few days, because he only gives it a good turn daily.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scouts came home from their camps

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I heard they're letting girls join the boy scouts now. They're going to help the boys pitch a tent.

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I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They’re just a bunch of BS

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My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group He told me it was in tents.

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Why are Boy Scouts such great murderers? Because they leave no trace.

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(very dark) what's the difference between jews and boy scouts? the boy scouts return home from the camp

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Why did it take three Boy Scouts to help the little old lady cross the road? Because she didn't want to go.

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Why don't Boy Scouts sell cookies? Because who would buy a cookie with BS on the box.

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What do Boy Scouts and bondage fetishists have in common? Knot a lot.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers.

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

- this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*

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Him: "Why do you always have to correct everything I say? What are you, trying to earn your Pedantry Badge in Boy Scouts or something?" Me: "It's actually a pin, not a badge..."

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A Scoutmaster was banned from the Boy Scouts of America... When asked what was the reason for him getting banned, all he said was that he was teaching the scouts how to "pitch a tent".

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