What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? “Do not consume if seal is broken”
What do you call an Irishman with two broken arms? sober
I was involved in a car accident today Got away with a broken arm, no idea who it belonged to but now it's mine.
What did the seal with the broken arm say to the Polar bear? Do not consume if seal is broken.
What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark. “Do not consume if seal is broken”
My 10 year old brother made a joke about my broken arm. I found it very humerus.
What has broken arms, broken legs and is on the bottom of a river? People who tell jokes about the Mafia.
I wrecked my car this morning and luckily got away with a broken arm. I don't know who it belongs to but I'm keeping it.
No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles. Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn’t ideal.
A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava His splint went up in flames
[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want.
So a guy walks into his doctors office with a broken arm
Man runs up to his doctor: You have to help me doc! I think I broke my arm in three different places. It hurts all over!
Doctor: Well maybe you shouldn't go to those places...
My friend posted a video of his broken arm It was humerus
Did you hear about the baby born with a broken arm? He was trying to hang on until after the wedding.
The Story of Oedipus It all started off with a couple of broken arms...
Why can't someone with a broken arm perform in a play? Because they're already in the cast
what's the difference between a movie, and someone with a broken arm? people get autographs from the cast, and the cast gets autographs from the people