I directed a movie about my broken leg. It had a stellar supporting cast.
I just saw a play about a man with a broken leg... the cast was terrible.
What has broken arms, broken legs and is on the bottom of a river? People who tell jokes about the Mafia.
I think my fridge has a broken leg Cause it’s not running..
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Elmer.
What do you call a Jamaican with a broken leg? Usain Halt.
I tried to lie to my x-ray tech about my broken leg
But he could see right through me...
And then i didnt have a leg to stand on.
broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places.
Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame.
What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit.
What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Russian? Broken legs at best
Repost A friend of mine posted a joke about an ostrich with a broken leg 2 years ago. so many people have reposted it since then that it's still running.
After a serious accident which has led to a broken leg, there are many inspirational things you can say. Apparently, "Mein Furher, I can walk!" *isn't* one of them.
My horse broke it's leg and my dad told me to shoot it...
Now my horse has a broken leg and a gunshot wound.
Thanks Dad, those medical bills are gonna go through the roof.