Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
So an Australian wakes up from his coma in a hospital after a brutal car crash...
...and the first thing he sees is a beautiful nurse!
So he asks her, "Did I come here to die?"
The nurse replies, "Nope, you came here yesterday."
:D
He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator.
Yesterday was brutal. I forgot to apply the parking brake on my car... And then it just went downhill from there.
A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack. Police are saying it's murder on Zidane's floor
What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can
Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans
Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences
Just for laughs, I named my newborn son 'Someoneyourownsize' Soon I will teach him brutal marital arts
An Italian man and a six sided polygon finally file for divorce... His main reason for the unhappy marriage you ask? Court records show that he stated in a brutal custody battle for his children it was, and I quote, "because a da sexagon"
Man, those credit card companies are brutal! My buddy got a vasectomy and put it on card and never paid the bill. MasterCard sent a guy over to knock-up his wife.
Saw an old friend walking back from the protest yesterday... I asked him how it was, he goes "great, we're finally gonna overturn our brutal capitalist society" then asked me if I wanted to get a shake at McDonald's
I heard the police raided my neighbors house on suspicion of a brutal murder... ... When they charged into the bathroom they found Head and Shoulders.
What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus? One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.
The brutal judge
Judge:what's your crime?
Accused:drugs
Judge:how many tablets where you discovered with?
Accused: about 700 tablets
Judge:okay then you're sentenced to 700 years in prison...case closed
Accused:..fainted 🤪🤪