What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum.
What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.
What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet
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Bubble gum
What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky. Bubble gum.
When I was a kid a piece of bubble gum used to cost a penny. You know what happened? Inflation.
I go in hard, come out soft, and you blow me hard. What am I? Bubble Gum
What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum.
What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?
Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.