If your urine looks like beer, you are likely dehydrated. But if it looks like bud light, you're good.
The waiter said to me “I just want to let you know that kids eat for free.” I said “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken tenders, and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.”
Did you know that my alcoholic friend only weighs two pounds? Long story short, my bud light.
I saw an entire display of beer fall over onto a small child
at the grocery store today.
Luckily the kid was okay. It was Bud Light.
I mistook a Bud Light for a blunt today. The difference between cannabis and cannapiss...
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?
A highlighter
Edit: Or a Bud Light
Courtesy of u/isnottoast
I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?
What's the difference between a redneck and a stoner? One bud lights and the other lights bud.
My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, "I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"
3 men walk into a bar.
Bartender: What will it be?
Man 1: I'd have a whiskey, please.
Man 2: You might as well drink water out of a tree. Same woody taste.
Man 3: You might as well just put the wood in your mouth, then.
Bartender: One Bud light coming up.
Blind man on the phone : ' Yeah I have the corona ' Stranger Australian : ' That's a bud light, mate '
What's the name of Buzz Light year's alcoholic brother? Bud Lightyear.