I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep Dora from exploring.
What do you call a pregnant woman? A body builder
An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder.. Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".
I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.
I was always a home builder but lately I’ve developed an apartment complex.
What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"
What do you call Bob the builder after he retires? Bob
What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey.
Why was the builder also good at tech support? He could install Windows really well
How do you starve a feminist? Lock her in a room with a jar of pickles and a male body builder.
What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!
My boyfriend told me he wants me to be a body builder.... So I told him I was pregnant.
Why did the airplane builder love his job? Because every day was riveting.
What did the body builder say when he was told protein shakes don't work? No whey!
I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools
A builder came up to me.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
Hear about the ex-body-builder couple that broke up? They just weren't working out like they used to...
How does Bob the Builder have a one night stand? He nuts and bolts
You’re momma so ugly That when bob the builder see her he says I can’t fix that
I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house.
What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out? aTrophy
What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder? They lost their whey
What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!
Yo momma so ugly...
That even Bob the builder said he can't fix it.
Credit to my 8 year old nephew.
What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey...
What do you get a body builder for Christmas? A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
So I heard Trump is going to hire Bob The Builder to build his wall... To keep Dora from exploring.
Did you hear about the ex body builder who can no longer crush a coke can? It's just soda pressing
How does a fence builder tell jokes? He reposts it.
Why should Microsoft hire a spider? Because it would be a good web builder.
What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein? No whey!
What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein? awh, no whey!
Don't ever burn your bridges when you are leaving a job. Especially if you are a bridge builder. That's like super illegal.
Did you hear about the builder who could clap very loudly? They always got him to raise the roof.
Why did Bob the Builder vote for Trump? A Mexican handyman took his job.
A hobbyist robot builder attempted to satirize the American public by building a 300 pound hunk of metal that sat in front of the TV all day long. In the end, he had difficult maintaining it, because it didn't work out.
I once went high to my construction... I once went high to my construction job. The supervisor sent me home. Mfw I am the stoner that the builder refused.
Why did the builder fall asleep on the job? Because he was hammered