Builder Jokes

I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep Dora from exploring.

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What do you call a pregnant woman? A body builder

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An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder.. Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".

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I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.

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I was always a home builder but lately I’ve developed an apartment complex.

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Funny Builder Jokes
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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"

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What do you call Bob the builder after he retires? Bob

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey.

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Why was the builder also good at tech support? He could install Windows really well

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How do you starve a feminist? Lock her in a room with a jar of pickles and a male body builder.

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What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!

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My boyfriend told me he wants me to be a body builder.... So I told him I was pregnant.

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Why did the airplane builder love his job? Because every day was riveting.

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What did the body builder say when he was told protein shakes don't work? No whey!

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I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools

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A builder came up to me. He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"

"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."

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Hear about the ex-body-builder couple that broke up? They just weren't working out like they used to...

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How does Bob the Builder have a one night stand? He nuts and bolts

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You’re momma so ugly That when bob the builder see her he says I can’t fix that

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I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house.

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What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out? aTrophy

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What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder? They lost their whey

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What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!

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Yo momma so ugly... That even Bob the builder said he can't fix it.
Credit to my 8 year old nephew.

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey...

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas? A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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So I heard Trump is going to hire Bob The Builder to build his wall... To keep Dora from exploring.

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Did you hear about the ex body builder who can no longer crush a coke can? It's just soda pressing

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How does a fence builder tell jokes? He reposts it.

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Why should Microsoft hire a spider? Because it would be a good web builder.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein? No whey!

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein? awh, no whey!

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Don't ever burn your bridges when you are leaving a job. Especially if you are a bridge builder. That's like super illegal.

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Did you hear about the builder who could clap very loudly? They always got him to raise the roof.

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Why did Bob the Builder vote for Trump? A Mexican handyman took his job.

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A hobbyist robot builder attempted to satirize the American public by building a 300 pound hunk of metal that sat in front of the TV all day long. In the end, he had difficult maintaining it, because it didn't work out.

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I once went high to my construction... I once went high to my construction job. The supervisor sent me home. Mfw I am the stoner that the builder refused.

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Why did the builder fall asleep on the job? Because he was hammered

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