Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself
My friend asks, what's so funny?
I reply, "I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."
Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."
I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
What did the millennial say after they successfully started the campfire? That's lit
I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes.
Wanna hear my campfire jokes?
They're straight fire
Wanna hear s'more?
I deal crackers by the graham
My brother and I were fighting each other yesterday at our campfire It was in tents
What did the penny stockholder sing at the campfire?
12.8 billion shares on the wall 12.8 billion shares... you take 300 million down, you pass them around, 12.8 billion shares on the wall!
(Triple checked for typos, all good)
My nephew was driving me crazy with his juvenile comebacks to everything I said, so I pushed him into the campfire. Roasted!
What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty
How rare is it for someone to die by falling into a campfire? Probably about medium rare.