[first day as a car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
My first day as car salesman
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Arrested at the airport
I’m a car salesman going to New York for the unveiling of the new Porsche 911 model
When i landed in New York the TSA asked me “are you here for business or pleasure”
I responded “I’m here for the new 911”
What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying.
What does a a cowboy car salesman say *tips hat* Audi
What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman? A used car salesman knows when he's lying.
What does a pimp have in common with a used car salesman? They both tricked me out of money with a passable tranny.
Cardi B has a son and he’s a car salesman His name was Cardi Laship
Ford Ibble
A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"
I said, "It has to be affordable"
He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
So I dated a car salesman... When we broke up he called me a depreciating asset.
[First Day as Car Salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that, car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Used car salesman
Used car salesman: "I'm 95% sure there's not a dead body in the trunk of this fine automobile."
Customer: "Okay, that's good to know."
\*\*\*Muffled screaming sounds from the trunk\*\*\*
Used car salesman: "100%"
In what nation does a car salesman live? Incarnation
If Yoda had taken a different direction in life, knocked up his girl in college at 157 years old and got a second job as a car salesman to pay help the bills *Slaps roof* Into this crawler, so many Jawas you can fit!
A conversation between a man and a car salesman
Customer: Cargo space?
Car Salesman: No, car no do that. Car no fly.