Car Salesman Jokes

Funny Car Salesman Jokes
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[first day as a car salesman] Customer: Cargo space?

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.

Manager: Can I see you in my office?

Score: 922

My first day as car salesman Customer: Cargo space?

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.

Manager: Can I see you in my office?

Score: 468

Arrested at the airport I’m a car salesman going to New York for the unveiling of the new Porsche 911 model

When i landed in New York the TSA asked me “are you here for business or pleasure”
I responded “I’m here for the new 911”

Score: 54

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What does a a cowboy car salesman say *tips hat* Audi

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What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman? A used car salesman knows when he's lying.

Score: 6

What does a pimp have in common with a used car salesman? They both tricked me out of money with a passable tranny.

Score: 5

Cardi B has a son and he’s a car salesman His name was Cardi Laship

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Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"

I said, "It has to be affordable"

He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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So I dated a car salesman... When we broke up he called me a depreciating asset.

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[First Day as Car Salesman] Customer: Cargo space?

Me: Car no do that, car no fly.

Manager: Can I see you in my office?

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Used car salesman Used car salesman: "I'm 95% sure there's not a dead body in the trunk of this fine automobile."

Customer: "Okay, that's good to know."

\*\*\*Muffled screaming sounds from the trunk\*\*\*

Used car salesman: "100%"

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In what nation does a car salesman live? Incarnation

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If Yoda had taken a different direction in life, knocked up his girl in college at 157 years old and got a second job as a car salesman to pay help the bills *Slaps roof* Into this crawler, so many Jawas you can fit!

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A conversation between a man and a car salesman Customer: Cargo space?

Car Salesman: No, car no do that. Car no fly.

Score: 0

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