Got approached by a prostitute today who said she would do anything for $10 Guess who just got their car washed?
A prostitute approached me today offering to do anything I wanted for $10 guess who just got their car washed
A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!
My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash. Now he's spotless.
I’ve been looking for a car wash that does a thorough job cleaning wheels, But whenever I google “Best Rimjob” I get sleepy and take a nap.
Car Wash Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: ‘dad, can’t you just use a sponge?’
On my Bucket list:
1. Pail
2. Mop Bucket
3. Ice Bucket
4. Car Washing Bucket
5. Climb Mt. Everest
6. Livestock Bucket
Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said "car wash out of order." So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap.
Just got my free yearly car wash Thanks California!
Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed.
A blonde walks into a bar Asks for a car wash
What do you call a fender bender at a car wash? A clean hit!
[LPT] When you're being chased by the cops, make a clean getaway by Driving through a car wash.