What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert? He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone? Cello?
A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.
I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello.
You stole my viola, cello, and double bass. You made me so angry, I'm violint now.
How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!
What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?
One is a famous cello player
The other is a heinous fellow layer
My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her. Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.
What did the violin say to his big brother? Cello.
My girlfriend dumped me at a high end cello recital... She asked me who the cellist was and I replied "Yo, yo ma."
What's the diff between a virtuoso cello player and an insult?
One is a Yo Yo Ma
The other is .... YO' MAMA!!
What's the stringed instrument's favorite movie quote? "Cello, Clarice..."