Cheer Up Jokes

Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.

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My friend is really optimistic and is always telling me : "Cheer up, you could be in a deep hole filled with water..." I know he means well...

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Funny Cheer Up Jokes
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...

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My friend always tells me "cheer up, at least you aren't stuck in a deep hole full of water" I know he means well...

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My dad said the other day when I was feeling down, “Cheer up, things could be worse. You could be stuck in an underground hole full of water.” I know he means well.

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My friend keeps saying, "Cheer up man, things could be worse, you could be in an underground hole full of water." I know he means well

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Whenever I'm sad my friend always says "cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole that is full of water" I know he means well...

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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days... My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse , I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water...." I know he means well.

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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse, I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water. I know he means well.

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My friend keeps trying to cheer me up He keeps saying "Cheer up, man! It could be worse! You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well.

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My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water I know he means well

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water” I know he means well

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I'm sure he means well...

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My buddy keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well...

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Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.

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A comedian was hired to cheer up a group of suicidal patients. I hear his jokes killed.

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My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole full of water" I know he means well...

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I hope he means well...

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Cheer up! My friend is always telling me "Cheer up, at least you aren't stuck in a deep hole filled with water."


I know she means well.

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Whenever I'm sad, my dad tells me "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...

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I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee.

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know she means well.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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how do you cheer up a dog that's lost its tail? retail therapy

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I was feeling depressed. My friend said, cheer up, you could be down a hole filled with water. I know he meant well.

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I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding, because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.
—MARGARET THATCHER

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I was trying to cheer up my friend by telling him a bunch of jokes. I hoped at least one of them would make him laugh, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky? He looked a little blue

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I tried my best to cheer up a friend that had been jobless for 2 years... but none of them work

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