Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"
Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"
Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion"
*Everyone dies*
A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ...
He then says ...
"The cheetah is faster dandelion"
Teacher: "Use the word dandelion in a sentence" Student: "De cheetah is faster dandelion"
Teacher: “use dandelion in a sentence” Jamaican kid: “de cheetah run faster dandelion”
Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah.
A english teacher asked the class...
... “Use the word ‘dandelion’ in a sentence.”
The Jamaican kid then stood up and proudly exclaimed -
“De Cheetah is fastah dandelion’
Saw a guy at a bar chatting up a cheetah. I thought, "Well, I never - he's trying to pull a fast one!"
Knock knock
A: Who's there?
B: Dandelion.
A: Dandelion who?
B: The cheetah runs faster dandelion.
I saw this guy trying to hit on a Cheetah Just then I thought “He’s trying to pull a fast one”
Teacher: Use dandelion in the sentence Kid *Jamaican accent*: The cheetah is faster dandelion
Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? The outside.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word ‘dandelion’ in it. Jamaican: Da Cheetah ran faster dandelion
What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food
One time in English Class our teacher asked us to make a sentence with the word “Dandelion”.
Carl says “The dandelion is beautiful.”
The Jamaican Transfer Student then says “The cheetah is faster DanDeLion.”
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Who isn't allowed in the zoo's quiz team? The Cheetah
What do you call an unfaithful feline? A cheetah.
so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race
The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'
Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence.
Why did the cat get divorced? He was a cheetah.
What type of animal is the worst to play cards with? A cheetah.
You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt... Only a cheetah can.
Did you know that.. The Cheetah is faster Dandelion
So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race... So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race to see who's the fastest in the animal kingdom. The cheetah wins. The lion say "Hey, you a cheetah!" The cheetah says "Nah, you lion."
Teacher: use dandelion in a sentence Jamaican Student: de cheetah is faster dandelion
I have the heart of a lion and the legs of a cheetah Needless to say, the zoo doesn't want me back.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Buddy of mine just told this to me A lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race too see who was the faster animal.The cheetah ended up winning and the lion complained. "Hey you a cheetah". The cheetah says back "Nah you a lion".
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
So the teacher asks
So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.
Ba-dum-tss.
Dandelion
Teacher:"Can you make a sentence with dandelion."
Little johnny:"The cheetah is faster dandelion."
An English teacher in Kenya tells the class to use the words cheetah and dandelion in a sentence
The smartest kid raises his hand
He offers
The cheetah is faster dandelion
American teaching class of young foreign exchange students
"Okay class, can any of you use the word Dandelion in a sentence?"
A young boy from Ghana raises his hand and says
"The cheetah is fasta dan-de-lion!"
Q: If a man and a cheetah were to run a race, who would win? A: The man. Everyone knows that cheetahs never win.
Why Did You Dump The Cougar? "Because he was a lion cheetah!"
What would you get if you mixed cheetah with dog? A dog what chases cars and catches them.
What's the difference between the lion and a cheetah? The lion is king of the jungle, and a cheetah is just how i describe my ex.
Man. I know my wife is athletic and seems pretty quick on her feet... but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah? She ain't that fast.
Simba says, "Hey dad at school on my test I was a big cheetah." "Just kidding, I'm lion."