Cheetah Jokes

Funny Cheetah Jokes
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Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence" Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion"

*Everyone dies*

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A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ... He then says ...
"The cheetah is faster dandelion"

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Teacher: "Use the word dandelion in a sentence" Student: "De cheetah is faster dandelion"

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Teacher: “use dandelion in a sentence” Jamaican kid: “de cheetah run faster dandelion”

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah.

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A english teacher asked the class... ... “Use the word ‘dandelion’ in a sentence.”

The Jamaican kid then stood up and proudly exclaimed -


“De Cheetah is fastah dandelion’

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Saw a guy at a bar chatting up a cheetah. I thought, "Well, I never - he's trying to pull a fast one!"

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Knock knock A: Who's there?
B: Dandelion.
A: Dandelion who?
B: The cheetah runs faster dandelion.

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I saw this guy trying to hit on a Cheetah Just then I thought “He’s trying to pull a fast one”

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Teacher: Use dandelion in the sentence Kid *Jamaican accent*: The cheetah is faster dandelion

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Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? The outside.

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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word ‘dandelion’ in it. Jamaican: Da Cheetah ran faster dandelion

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food

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One time in English Class our teacher asked us to make a sentence with the word “Dandelion”. Carl says “The dandelion is beautiful.”
The Jamaican Transfer Student then says “The cheetah is faster DanDeLion.”

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All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

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Who isn't allowed in the zoo's quiz team? The Cheetah

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What do you call an unfaithful feline? A cheetah.

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so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'

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Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence.

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Why did the cat get divorced? He was a cheetah.

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What type of animal is the worst to play cards with? A cheetah.

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You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt... Only a cheetah can.

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Did you know that.. The Cheetah is faster Dandelion

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So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race... So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race to see who's the fastest in the animal kingdom. The cheetah wins. The lion say "Hey, you a cheetah!" The cheetah says "Nah, you lion."

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Teacher: use dandelion in a sentence Jamaican Student: de cheetah is faster dandelion

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I have the heart of a lion and the legs of a cheetah Needless to say, the zoo doesn't want me back.

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Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

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Buddy of mine just told this to me A lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race too see who was the faster animal.The cheetah ended up winning and the lion complained. "Hey you a cheetah". The cheetah says back "Nah you a lion".

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A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

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So the teacher asks So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.

Ba-dum-tss.

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Dandelion Teacher:"Can you make a sentence with dandelion."

Little johnny:"The cheetah is faster dandelion."

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An English teacher in Kenya tells the class to use the words cheetah and dandelion in a sentence The smartest kid raises his hand

He offers

The cheetah is faster dandelion

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American teaching class of young foreign exchange students "Okay class, can any of you use the word Dandelion in a sentence?"

A young boy from Ghana raises his hand and says

"The cheetah is fasta dan-de-lion!"

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Q: If a man and a cheetah were to run a race, who would win? A: The man. Everyone knows that cheetahs never win.

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Why Did You Dump The Cougar? "Because he was a lion cheetah!"

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What would you get if you mixed cheetah with dog? A dog what chases cars and catches them.

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What's the difference between the lion and a cheetah? The lion is king of the jungle, and a cheetah is just how i describe my ex.

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Man. I know my wife is athletic and seems pretty quick on her feet... but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah? She ain't that fast.

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Simba says, "Hey dad at school on my test I was a big cheetah." "Just kidding, I'm lion."

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