There's a new machine at my gym.
I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick...
It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!
"What's that in the bag?" "An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Riddle me this: What's Hot N Red, Best in Bed? A bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos cause I'm alone
I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean. I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.
Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
He was caught red-handed!
...I'll see myself to the door.
What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos.
Did you hear about the guy who robbed the Cheetos factory? He was caught orange fingered.
Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...
He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something?
True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica
What do you get when you shake a butthurt hamster up in a bag of cheetos? Donald Trump
A man walks into a Movie Theater with a bag
-"What's that in the bag"
--"An AK-47"
-"No, the thing next to it"
--"A bag of Cheetos"
-"Sorry, you can't take that to the Theatre"
The secretary at my dentist office told me "The waiting room is just to the left, make yourself at home." I've been back there every night since then to watch Cops and eat Cheetos in my underwear.
My jokes are like cheetos Dangerously cheesy!