My girlfriend threatened to break up with me
She said, "You act so childish whenever I'm around. Now, it's either 'your mom' jokes or me."
I said, "And I, like so many men before me, will eagerly choose your mom."
Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish.
My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in
My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about how childish I am... ...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.
My girlfriend told me I was too childish.
The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.
She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."
I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."
My wife accused me of being too childish. So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.
A man and a boy are walking in the woods
And the boy says in his childish voice "gee mister, these woods sure are scary!"
To which the man replies in a humbled tone " your telling me! And I gotta walk out of here alone!"
I counted the times I was right in arguments with my girlfriend. I was right 1450 times and she was right 675 times. She said it was very childish of me to count that. She was right about that, but that still leaves her at 676.
My girl broke up with me, thinks I am childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and ran away..HA!
My Girlfriend thinks that I am childish
My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
My gf broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish... So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
Childish immature jokes are the best
* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...
I had to divorce my wife, she was just SO childish She kept stealing my bath toys.
How childish are Trump's tweets? Let's just say Roy Moore would date them.
"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends? This is ridiculous! This relationship is over!" I shouted back, "This relationship is what?! Over!"
What do you call a childish churro? Immachurro
Childish Knock Knock Joke
*Knock knock!
*Who's there?
*Take a nap!
*Take a nap who? (say it fast)
*Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later...
Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all. But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.
My wife told me to stop acting childish I told her to get out of my fort
What do you call a River who acts in a very Childish way? JuveNile!
Did you guys hear the new Childish Gambino remix? “This is America. Don’t talk about China though.”
My Girlfriend broke up with me because she thinks that I am childish. So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
Why do you refer to a priest as "father"? Because "daddy" is considered childish.
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud? One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.
I'm way too childish. I should stop saying "That's what she said"
"That's hard Michael"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
The author of the book "Childish Retorts" died today. RIP Ewan Whosarmy