Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Credit: Christmas cracker.
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing, he just waved.
Christmas crackers are the worst.
What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker? A Pull-it-surprise!
I've got a Christmas cracker joke so good it can't wait. Why do crackers love Santa? Because he's white.
What did the feta cheese say when it saw a parmesan for the first time?
No whey!
>I thought up this awful joke (of the sort they put in Christmas crackers and are barely worth reading) all by myself a few minutes ago ... I am so proud
From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff
Ah, Christmas cracker jokes... ...the cheapest form of comedy