Chromosome Jokes

I'm not just alright with my extra chromosome... In fact, I'm down with it.

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The doctor asked me how I'd feel about having an extra chromosome. I told him I'd be 100% down with that.

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My doctor asked if I wanted an extra chromosome. I told him I'd be down with that.

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Funny Chromosome Jokes
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My doctor asked me how I would feel having an extra chromosome I told him I'd be 100% down with that

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How do you tell the difference a male and female chromosome? Pull down their genes!

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome? You pull down its genes.

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I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes.

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You know what they say 'Don't let an extra chromosome get you Down'

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What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Pull down their genes.

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I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it. I'm down.

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I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up... ...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."

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What did the chromosome say to his sister when she slammed the door on his toe Ow my-toe-sis!

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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome. It's called sonblock.



First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.

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Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down

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Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down Sorry

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Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome... Actually, it makes a vas deferens.

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How do you tell a female chromosome from a male chromosome? Ask them to pull down their genes.

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? You pull her genes down.

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Some people... really shouldn’t let an extra chromosome get them down

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look!

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I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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Having a 3rd chromosome.... Is a real downer.

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Why are men always wrong and women always right? Because men have a 'Y' chromosome and women have a 'because I said so' chromosome.

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My Kids are such over achievers They even get the extra chromosome

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How can you tell if it is a male or female chromosome? You pull down its genes.

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Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer.

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How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!

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My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it... "Get down syndrome"

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They call me the 47th chromosome Because when I turn up to a party, everyone gets retarded.

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What is great to have one of, but awful to have two? An X chromosome

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How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down it's jeans!

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What did the kid with the extra chromosome say when the other kids asked him to play? I'm down.

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Why did the full chromosome human go to war He was diploid

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What do you call a cow with an extra chromosome? Retarded

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a person with down syndrome gets his chromosome test results back "**above average**"

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How do you determine a chromosome's gender? You take off its genes.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes!

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-Lincoln Pierce, author of the Big Nate series

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