Classic dad joke, but in bad taste
So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(
Shopping with dad...
At the supermarket buying milk.
Cashier: "Would you like the milk in a bag?"
Old man: "Nah mate, just leave it in the carton"
Haha, classic dad joke!
Classic Dad Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
"Who's there"
"Dad"
"Dad Who"
"Just kidding, I'm not here. We all know I left your mom"