Colorblind Jokes

Funny Colorblind Jokes
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Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow.

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This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange.

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Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.

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I recently found out that I'm colorblind... It came out of the purple.

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My doctor told me I am colorblind. I had no idea! It came right out of the green

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I found out I was colorblind last week... ...came right out of the purple.

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Yesterday, I found out I was colorblind The news came out of the green.

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I recently found out that I was colorblind... It came completely out of the purple.

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Just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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I learned today that I'm colorblind This was a surprise, it really came out of the purple

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My doctor just told me I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag? They see it in gayscale.

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I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

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I found out I was colorblind today That came out of the red

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I just found out I’m colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple

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Two Photons enter a bar. Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

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A doctor told me I was colorblind But I don't trust purple people

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My optometrist says I'm colorblind. I should have realized it a long time ago... I mean, there were green flags everywhere.

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My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face.

It's too bad that I am colorblind.

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I wonder if colorblind people Read colorado as just "ado"

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple

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My Colorblind friend just moved to Denver. He says it’s the capital of Ado.

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This morning, my doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange

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I went to the doctor today. He told me I was colorblind. I was devastated. That diagnosis really came out of the orange!

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I'm colorblind when it comes to race I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong

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I just found out I'm colorblind. I should have realized it years ago - I mean, there were green flags everywhere.

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I just got diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

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I just found out I'm colorblind. I'm absolutely shocked! It came right out of the purple.

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When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them... I see trees of green, and red roses too.

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I just found out i'm colorblind.. I'm shocked.. it totally came out of the purple

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Went to the doctors office today, turns out I'm colorblind... The diagnosis really came out of the green.

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Recently found out I was colorblind... I guess I just didn't see the red flags.

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Just found out I'm colorblind... ... It came completely out of the purple.

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Despite What the Media Says Justice is Colorblind It sees black and white and acts accordingly.

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I'm colorblind. The only colors I can see are red, blue, and green.

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Students think that my monochrome colorblind teacher can't be racist... But he's always saying that black people are more shady...

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Why is it easy to leave a colorblind person stranded on an island? Because they won't notice when you maroon them.

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Once there was a colorblind psychic... She had a little trouble telling the fuchsia.

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