In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one
I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
I swallowed some food coloring once I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring earlier today.. I ended up dying inside.
I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday The doctor said I was okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says that i'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little bit on the inside.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day. The doctor said I was fine but I feel like I've dyed a little on the inside.
It's 2023, a child asks her father "how did Donald Trump get elected?" ".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."
Every book is a coloring book if you hate librarians. Credit: Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)
I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside.
Did you hear about that guy that drank a lot of food coloring? He dyed.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. The doctor said I will be fine, but I feel like I might have dyed a little inside.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. The doctor says I’m fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a bit on the inside.
If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring... I would dye.
Yesterday, I swallowed food coloring. I’m dying inside
Donald Trump's Library Burned Down... In a disastrous fire that destroyed Trump's library huge damages were sustained and all his books were lost. The real tragedy is that he hadn't finished coloring one yet!
Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!
My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.
A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed.
What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading.
Did you hear about the hairdresser who ingested some hair coloring? She dyed.
I drank some food coloring
The doctor said I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye.
I heard bad news on the way over here:the Donald Trump Presidential Library was just destroyed by fire, and, tragically, both books were a total loss. Worse yet, he hasn't finished coloring the second one.
I ate some food coloring last week.. I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside.
I got caught up in a really great book last night I didn't stop coloring until 2am
Just ate some food coloring I dyed a little inside.
Next time I hit the club, I'm coloring myself head to toe with a permanent marker, and that's all I'll wear. Because every girl's crazy 'bout a Sharpie-dressed man.
What do you call a teacher that doesn't like kids coloring outside of the lines? Border Patrol
I ingested some food coloring this morning Outside I felt okay, but inside I was dying