Coloring Jokes

In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one

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I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside

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What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.

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Funny Coloring Jokes
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I swallowed some food coloring once I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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I accidentally drank a little food coloring earlier today.. I ended up dying inside.

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I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside.

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday The doctor said I was okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says that i'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little bit on the inside.

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day. The doctor said I was fine but I feel like I've dyed a little on the inside.

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It's 2023, a child asks her father "how did Donald Trump get elected?" ".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."

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Every book is a coloring book if you hate librarians. Credit: Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside.

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Did you hear about that guy that drank a lot of food coloring? He dyed.

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. The doctor said I will be fine, but I feel like I might have dyed a little inside.

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. The doctor says I’m fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a bit on the inside.

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If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring... I would dye.

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Yesterday, I swallowed food coloring. I’m dying inside

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Donald Trump's Library Burned Down... In a disastrous fire that destroyed Trump's library huge damages were sustained and all his books were lost. The real tragedy is that he hadn't finished coloring one yet!

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Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!

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My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.

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A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading.

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Did you hear about the hairdresser who ingested some hair coloring? She dyed.

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I drank some food coloring The doctor said I'm okay

But inside I'm dyeing

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Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye.

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I heard bad news on the way over here:the Donald Trump Presidential Library was just destroyed by fire, and, tragically, both books were a total loss. Worse yet, he hasn't finished coloring the second one.

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I ate some food coloring last week.. I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside.

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I got caught up in a really great book last night I didn't stop coloring until 2am

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Just ate some food coloring I dyed a little inside.

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Next time I hit the club, I'm coloring myself head to toe with a permanent marker, and that's all I'll wear. Because every girl's crazy 'bout a Sharpie-dressed man.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't like kids coloring outside of the lines? Border Patrol

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I ingested some food coloring this morning Outside I felt okay, but inside I was dying

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