Happy Chris Columbus Day! Say what you want about the guy but in reality.... We wouldn't have the first two Harry Potter movies without him.
How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
How do you celebrate Columbus Day? By getting lost in a supermarket while looking for spices.
Columbus Day is a really sore subject for me. It's so hard for me to honor the holiday while ignoring one of the biggest crimes in human history... The introduction of Tobacco into western society.
Isn't it time we stopped celebrating Columbus day? Peter Falk died in 2011.
Celebrating Columbus Day
is like finding a $50 bill in someone's house and they ask, "Where did you get that?"
"I discovered it in your kitchen." credit: Ali Siddiq