"My first son has a PHD in arts, my daughter has two degrees in communication and jornalism and my youngest son is a burglar."
Friend: "Wow a burglar? You should kick him out!"
Dad: "Nah... he is the only one who makes money."
If you ever get locked out
Sit down and talk to the lock calmly,
Because communication is key.
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly because communication is key
I got fired from work today..
My boss said my communication skills were awful.
I didn't know what to say to that.
If you're locked out of your house, try slow talking with your door. Because communication is key.
Have you seen Stephen Hawking's new communication device? It really speaks for itself.
Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
If you ever get locked out of your house, you should talk to the lock calmly Because communication is key
What are the three fastest methods of communication?
Telegraph
Telephone
Tell a woman
Tools of communication For effective communication it is important to have the right tools of communication. Personally, I love my sledge hammer. It shortens annoying conversations immensely.
What do you call it when the Pope sends letters to his forbidden past lovers? Ex-communication
The key to marriage is communication. Don't have any, so you can't fight about what was said.
r/jokes, we need to talk... ... because otherwise, communication is much more difficult.
I told my wife that I think we have communication issues. She hung up on me!
[Interview] Boss: I see you majored in communication.
Man: No. Miscommunication.
Boss: But your CV clearly says ‘Communication’.
Man: See?
The three modes of communication
Telephone,
Telegraph and
Tell a woman
There have been so many recent terror attacks in the US It *almost* makes you wish we had some kind of national agency that could monitor people's communication and act to stop things like this before they happen
I'm developing some flash cards to improve communication and understanding with my dog Not much to speak of yet, I just have a handful of ruff sketches.
My supervisor said I'm getting a poor appraisal because my communication skills are so weak I didn't know what to say to that
Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Locked myself outside of house today with no key So I started a conversations with my door, because communication is key
When you locked outside your house and asked your door to open it Because communication is key
If you get locked out of your car or house, stay calm and talk to the lock because communication is Key
How did Trump avoid discovery when all of the main means of communication were being traced? He used the alternative fax.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his communication device hit an error? body.exe unable to run
Never make a wish to a deaf genie I wanted to be more artistic. Instead, I woke up with severely impaired social interaction, impaired verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior.
What is a mute horse's favourite type of communication? Morse
What form of communication was used in Atlantis? Hydroglyphs
Hate it when I put my card in the ATM...
...and it keeps asking "Is it in yet?"
_________
To which I pressed the "I don't know" button. Now the ATM hasn't attempted to perform any sort of communication with me.
The problem with the White House these days... ... is their lack of communication.