Communication Jokes

"My first son has a PHD in arts, my daughter has two degrees in communication and jornalism and my youngest son is a burglar." Friend: "Wow a burglar? You should kick him out!"

Dad: "Nah... he is the only one who makes money."

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If you ever get locked out Sit down and talk to the lock calmly,

Because communication is key.

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Funny Communication Jokes
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly because communication is key

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I got fired from work today.. My boss said my communication skills were awful.


I didn't know what to say to that.

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If you're locked out of your house, try slow talking with your door. Because communication is key.

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Have you seen Stephen Hawking's new communication device? It really speaks for itself.

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Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, you should talk to the lock calmly Because communication is key

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What are the three fastest methods of communication? Telegraph

Telephone

Tell a woman

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Tools of communication For effective communication it is important to have the right tools of communication. Personally, I love my sledge hammer. It shortens annoying conversations immensely.

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What do you call it when the Pope sends letters to his forbidden past lovers? Ex-communication

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The key to marriage is communication. Don't have any, so you can't fight about what was said.

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r/jokes, we need to talk... ... because otherwise, communication is much more difficult.

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I told my wife that I think we have communication issues. She hung up on me!

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[Interview] Boss: I see you majored in communication. Man: No. Miscommunication.

Boss: But your CV clearly says ‘Communication’.

Man: See?

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The three modes of communication Telephone,
Telegraph and
Tell a woman

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There have been so many recent terror attacks in the US It *almost* makes you wish we had some kind of national agency that could monitor people's communication and act to stop things like this before they happen

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I'm developing some flash cards to improve communication and understanding with my dog Not much to speak of yet, I just have a handful of ruff sketches.

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My supervisor said I'm getting a poor appraisal because my communication skills are so weak I didn't know what to say to that

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Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Locked myself outside of house today with no key So I started a conversations with my door, because communication is key

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When you locked outside your house and asked your door to open it Because communication is key

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If you get locked out of your car or house, stay calm and talk to the lock because communication is Key

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How did Trump avoid discovery when all of the main means of communication were being traced? He used the alternative fax.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his communication device hit an error? body.exe unable to run

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Never make a wish to a deaf genie I wanted to be more artistic. Instead, I woke up with severely impaired social interaction, impaired verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior.

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What is a mute horse's favourite type of communication? Morse

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What form of communication was used in Atlantis? Hydroglyphs

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Hate it when I put my card in the ATM... ...and it keeps asking "Is it in yet?"

_________

To which I pressed the "I don't know" button. Now the ATM hasn't attempted to perform any sort of communication with me.

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The problem with the White House these days... ... is their lack of communication.

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