Hilarious Confucius Says Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park
but BETTER to park meat in girl

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Confucius says "man who goes through turnstile sideways..." "Is going to Bangkok."

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Confucius says, that it is good to meet girl in park... ...but it is better to park meat in girl

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Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge

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Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl

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Confucius says that a man who wants a pretty nurse has to be patient

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Confucius Says Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius says. He who stands on toilet... ...is high on pot.

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Confucius Says: Man who drops watch in toilet is bound to have a crappy time

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Confucius says.. Boy who go to bed with itchy bottom wakes up with smelly finger.

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Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok

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Confucius says Aroused man going through TSA gate sideways is going to Bangkok.

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