Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere? It’s called the Corgi-olis Effect.
There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves. He's a corgi-ographer.
Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home, I said::
"Hi, Sweetie! I've got another riddle for you. What has four legs, and doesn't move?"
She answered: "That's easy... A chair!"
-"Wrong! It's your sweet Corgi-dog..."