I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex.
Medieval Minstrels were the first victims of EA’s corporate greed They could only access their instruments by opening Lute Boxes
What are the three branches of the government? Military, Corporate, and Hollywood
Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?
Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed. Nearly everything that company does is selfish.
My ex left me because I'm "too much of a corporate scumbag".
I'm holding interviews for the new vacancy if anyone's interested.
Full-time, permanent basis.
Contact me via email.
Corporate Story
At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The Boss asked him, 'Didn’t you understand my joke?'
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up
Someone has been spraying graffiti of what appears to be corporate ledgers all around my neighborhood. And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.
My lawyer advised me to register my new corporation in delaware due to its lax laws regarding corporate ownership but i am going to have to go against his advice... Besides, I have always heard Missouri loves companies
What do you call a devil stealing corporate money? An Embeelzebuber
What do you get when you combine corporate greed, sleazy politicians, and willful ignorance? A climate crisis!
I’m not sure I like Duluth Trading Company’s corporate policies. They have room to grow.
A detective walks into a Sunglass Hut. “I know a shady corporate business when I see one.”
What hotel did Blockbuster rent for their corporate retreats? Hotel Rewind-a.
Where can you see a black person, a racially ambiguous person, an Asian person, and an older white person all smiling and getting along? A corporate stock photo.
When do women get to climb the corporate ladder? When it's time to clean the glass ceiling.
Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder.
Our corporate travel agency booked me a flight on United I got reservations.
What's the most dangerous thing in the corporate ocean? The Loan Shark
3 signs that the person is working in the corporate world
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed!!
It took a pandemic for the corporate world to realize that most of their meetings and conferences are non-essential. Manager 0 Employee 1
About to get fired
“Why weren’t you responding to all our emails?” asked the boss
“I accidentally permanently deleted all my emails” said the employee
“Corporate wants an investigation into this” said the boss
“That’s bad, Mrs Clinton”
The FBI just raided Adobe's Corporate Office Turns out they're the source of a lot of PDF Files. (Paedophiles)