A leopard can carry something twice it's weight up a tree, While a cougar can take something half her age into bed.
A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed.
When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called Defendant.
If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!
Where do cantaloupes go in the summer? To John Cougar's Mellon Camp
If an older woman who goes after a younger man is called a cougar, what is an older man going after a younger girl called? A Tyga
When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are... Is it an example of the Dunning-Cougar effect?
What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar? According to the Paternity Test: Me
Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp
What do you call a married cougar? A cheetah.
Where do cantaloupes go in the summer? To John Cougar's Mellencamp.
What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a cantaloupe all go to? A John Cougar Melon Camp
If you're ever being chased by a bear or a cougar, quickly lay on the ground for 5 seconds. Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?
What do you call a cougar that's hostile to you? An enemilf.
What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
What would you do if you came across a cougar in the wild? Try not to puma pants
What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
What is a cougar's favorite kill? A stagg with a nice rack!
Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? In John Cougar's Melon Camp .
The older gal I was hitting on at the bar turned me down when I asked her to come to my place
“I can’t,” she said as she went to the ladies’ room, “cramps, but they hurt so good.”
Sigh. Another night ruined by John cougar menstrual cramp.
Where did the Cantaloupes send their children for the summer? To the John Cougar Mellencamp.
Did you know if you play "don't tread on me" by metalica, it will scare off a cougar?
I decided to check to see if it was true by going to a bar and played the song.
Sure enough all the older ladies left.
How do you tell the difference between a Cougar and a MILF? Stretch marks.
A man meets a gorgeous cougar at a bar. They go back to her place for a night of passion. Afterwards the cub rolls over and asks how it was for her. "See those 3 shelves of teddy bears. Take any prize on the bottom shelf" the cougar says.
If a "cougar" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher
Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation? John Cougar Mellencamp
What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste? Umami
What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive? The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
Why Did You Dump The Cougar? "Because he was a lion cheetah!"
Cougar attacks two bikers killing one and Trump disproves He thought he cancelled meals on wheels.
I brought a cougar into my home. I forgot about the cow I married.