Is Africa by Toto country music? No it’s continent music.
How many country musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.
Country music is like a vacuum. . . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do
And for the people who DO like country music, 'denigrate' means 'put down.'
\- Bob Newhart
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
What do you get if you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
What's the only thing worse than listening to country music? Enjoying it.
What happens when you play a country music record backwards? Your wife comes home, your truck starts, and your boots fit.
How does one get their wife to come back to them? Play country music backwards.
What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Why is there so much "twang" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries
What do you call pop-country music? Hick-Hop
When you listen to rock backwards you hear satanic messages, what do you get when you listen to country music backwards? Your wife back, your life back, and your dog back.
How many country musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four.
One to actually change the lightbulb and three to sing a song about how good the old one used to be.
What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
What happens when you listen to country music backwards? You get your wife, your house, and your dog back.
When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off
Who is Gordon Ramsay’s favorite American Country Music artist? It’s Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
Surprisingly John Deere wasn’t a country music fan... He preferred Mowtown...
What happens if you play country music backwards? You get you wife, house, and your dog back.
How many country music singers does it take to change a light bulb? 2, one to change the bulb, the other to write a song about the old one!
On a wind farm in Texas, one windmill asked the other if they liked country music. The windmill replied. I’m a big metal fan.
I love country music. When I listen to it backwards I get a wife, I get car, and a house!
Why do you hate country music so much? Cause every time you hear someone say "hoedown" you think your sister has been shot.
Whar would Samuel Langhorne Clemens' alias be if he wrote country music? Mark *Twang*
The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music. The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.
What do you get if you play country music backwards? You get your wife back, your house back and your dog back.
Did you hear about the singer who combines country music with rap? His name is Hot Diggity Dogg
When your last name is Hicks.
You can marry a black woman and she will wonder why you don't like country music too.
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