What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?
The Cowboys suck.
*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*
What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying
What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!