Crackhead Jokes

Funny Crackhead Jokes
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what's the difference between a crack head and a pot head? If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth

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What’s a crackhead’s favorite song? I Wanna Rock!

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The best part of being a crackhead.... Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

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My friend got so high he fell down and split his skull open. Crackhead.

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Do you hear the rumors about Humpty Dumpty? I head that he was a crackhead...

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What do you call an alligator addicted to drugs? A crackhead-ile

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How does a crackhead lose weight? Diet Coke.

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What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a crackhead? The crackhead actually gets arrested.

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Let's start using better, more friendly terms for 'Crackhead', 'Methhead', or the classic: "Wow that guy has done way too many drugs." I prefer 'Pharmaceutically Gifted'

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What’s a crackhead’s favorite video game? Need for Speed

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