What do you call an injured gang member? a *crip*ple
Why did superman join the bloods? Cause he doesn't wanna crip-tonight
The best way to avoid getting bitten by a black widow... ...is not wearing a red tie to her Crip husband's funeral.
What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip
What do you call a lazy gangster? A potato Crip.
Why did the gangster shoot the man with one arm? Because he was a crip
I live in the ghetto There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.
Why'd the crip cross the road? Cuzz.
Just a week after joining the Bloods, a rival gang member tied me to his bumper and dragged me around town. It was a Crip-pulling experience.
Who delivers presents to the hood? Crip Cringle.
So I went to the doctor for low blood count today... The nurse told me I was a crip.
What do you call a physically handicapped African mammal that doesn't practice what they preach? A hippo-crip
What do you all it when a gang leader gets his legs broken? Crip walk.