I'm in a band that makes stupid reptile jokes. We're a pun croc band.
Some crocodiles decided to get together and sing parody songs. It's a pun-croc band.
What do you call alligator weed? Croc-pot
Some swamp reptiles got together and started singing parody songs. It's a pun croc band.
What do you call a Roman official in tacky sandals? A croc aedile
How do you cook alligator meat? In a croc pot!
Croc or Gator?
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later, and the other will see you after a while.
Mr. Alligator was 45, single, and a rampant alcoholic. He had hit croc-bottom.
What do the Irish call the only crocodile at the Dublin Zoo? Croc o’ d’ Isle