If someone is a vegan and does CrossFit... Which do they have to tell you first?
Just tried to kill a roach with Axe body spray. Now it’s name is Brett, and he won’t shut up about CrossFit.
A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar... Oh, they already told you about it too?
What is the first rule of CrossFit? Always talk about CrossFit.
If someone is vegan and does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first? Vaping.
I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit
Three doppelgangers are hanging out together. One is Puerto Rican, one is a vegan, and the last one does crossfit. How do you know which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had.
An athiest, a vegan, and a CrossFit coach walked into a bar I know because they told me.
A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you? "I crossfit"
What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL
How can you tell if someone does CrossFit? They will tell you in every conversation.
If a vegan does crossfit... ...which one does he tell you about first?
The first rule of crossfit fight club... Tell everyone about crossfit fight club.
How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
My sister told me about a christian motivational group that came to her school. She said they were super strong but didn't lift weights. So I figured they must do crossfit.
A new study proves crossfit burns more calories than any other exercise. They burn 400 calories a day just by bringing it up in every single conversation for 10 minutes.
What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first.
What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
What's worse than finding a dead crossfitter hanging in the cables? Crossfit.
How do you know someone's an atheist vegan engineer who does crossfit? Don't worry, you'd know
Crossfit died out
The other day n the train:
Girl : *sneezes
me: "Bless You!"
Girl : I Have a Boyfriend
a few rows behind us: "I'm vegan"
How did the bartender know a vegan, a CrossFit guy and a BJJ guy walked into his bar? They told him.
Me: "I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning." Co-worker: "it's pronounced 'Croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar. how do i know that it was a vegan and a crossfit? they told everyone
If a vegan does crossfit, which do they talk about first? Their iPhone.
I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me
West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?
If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?
How do you know if a vegan is at your party? He'll interrupt your story about crossfit.