Crossfit Jokes

If someone is a vegan and does CrossFit... Which do they have to tell you first?

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Just tried to kill a roach with Axe body spray. Now it’s name is Brett, and he won’t shut up about CrossFit.

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A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar... Oh, they already told you about it too?

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What is the first rule of CrossFit? Always talk about CrossFit.

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Funny Crossfit Jokes
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If someone is vegan and does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first? Vaping.

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I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit

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Three doppelgangers are hanging out together. One is Puerto Rican, one is a vegan, and the last one does crossfit. How do you know which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had.

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An athiest, a vegan, and a CrossFit coach walked into a bar I know because they told me.

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A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you? "I crossfit"

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL

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How can you tell if someone does CrossFit? They will tell you in every conversation.

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If a vegan does crossfit... ...which one does he tell you about first?

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The first rule of crossfit fight club... Tell everyone about crossfit fight club.

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How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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My sister told me about a christian motivational group that came to her school. She said they were super strong but didn't lift weights. So I figured they must do crossfit.

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A new study proves crossfit burns more calories than any other exercise. They burn 400 calories a day just by bringing it up in every single conversation for 10 minutes.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What's worse than finding a dead crossfitter hanging in the cables? Crossfit.

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How do you know someone's an atheist vegan engineer who does crossfit? Don't worry, you'd know

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Crossfit died out The other day n the train:
Girl : *sneezes
me: "Bless You!"
Girl : I Have a Boyfriend

a few rows behind us: "I'm vegan"

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How did the bartender know a vegan, a CrossFit guy and a BJJ guy walked into his bar? They told him.

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Me: "I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning." Co-worker: "it's pronounced 'Croissant' and you ate 4 of them."

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A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar. how do i know that it was a vegan and a crossfit? they told everyone

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If a vegan does crossfit, which do they talk about first? Their iPhone.

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I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me

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West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?

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If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?

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How do you know if a vegan is at your party? He'll interrupt your story about crossfit.

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