Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel? He doesn't have a seoul..
I can't get over how cruel some people are.
I had some Nickelback tickets on the passenger seat of my car, and I popped into the shop for just five minutes.
When I came back, someone had smashed the window and left two more.
wife's insisting to quit job
The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...
I work in a hammer factory.
Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!
A treehouse is cruel... It's like killing someone and then making their friends hold the dead body.
A context joke
Have you ever noticed that when you say, "I hope you're hungry" in a place like America it's nice.
But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke.
Why is Kim-Jong-Un so cruel? Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
My daughter can be so cruel...
Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Me: I don't know, what?
Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer? "Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel? Because he doesn’t have a Seoul.
Circumcision is barbaric and cruel I didn't speak to my parents for a year after I was circumcised.
Donald Trump recently met with Kim Jong-un "It was very informative. I didn't understand everything this fat and delusive statesman was babbling about but I think I could learn a lot from his cruel camps", Kim Jong-un was quoted.
I just found out my grandmother only has one day left to live. And I know this might sound cruel... ...but I'm not paying the ransom. -Anthony Jeselnik
This is a bit cruel, but one of my favorites:
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The Wheelchair.
What's the definition of cruel? Announcing parents evening at an orphanage.
Why is Kim Jong Un cruel? He doesn't have a Seoul
I reported my great grandfather to the ASPCA! He told me that during his years as a pilot in WWII, he was involved in what he called "dogfighting". How cruel can you be?!
Making fun of a short's person height is cruel and requires no ability... ... one could even say it's the lowest form of humour.
A school shooting breaks out, the shooter kills every kid he sees for being cruel to him, all except one specific 12 year old boy. I guess progeria has it’s ups.
Gods are petty and cruel Just like the people who created them.
Why do statisticians always go back to being cruel ?
Why do statisticians always go back to being cruel ?
Answer: reversion to the mean
What would be a cruel joke to play on Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place.
My thoughts on anti-abortion: Its a cruel nickname but she has had 4
Fate can be a cruel lady. I guess that's why it's called **mis**fortune.
Deviled eggs? Is that some kind of cruel yolk?
I egged my mate's car in retaliation for a cruel practical joke he played on me. Now the yolk is on him.
Microwave bullies oven
Microwave: look at this oven, never turned on.
Over: why are you so cruel to me
Microwave: because you never get used
Toaster: don't bully the oven! It's just not on...
Jokes about women are cruel Period
My friend said hes no longer gonna be cruel to Animals, so hes going to eat only Fruits and Vegetables from now on I asked him to explain, he said instead of getting food from the local prison, hes getting it from the mental hospital instead
What do you call the process of mentally breaking a cruel Mexican criminal using his only sons? Cracking open a cold Juan with the boys.
Why is everyone so worried about the global warming?
Cuz it has no chill.
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(This is my first post, don't be cruel :3)