So I was at the club
They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores.
What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
Cupid lost his id Now we call him cup.
Cupid would be a more believable character... ...if the people he shot rushed into marriage rather than fell in love
What’s the difference between you and a guy who dresses up in a toga & wings and shoots arrows at couples on Valentine’s Day One’s a Cupid Stunt...
Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!