So I was at the club
They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
Cupid lost his id Now we call him cup.
Cupid would be a more believable character... ...if the people he shot rushed into marriage rather than fell in love
What’s the difference between you and a guy who dresses up in a toga & wings and shoots arrows at couples on Valentine’s Day One’s a Cupid Stunt...
Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!