My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.
My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.
Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends.
Man walks into a library and orders an incredibly hot curry.
"This is a library", says the librarian
"Oh, sorry", replies the man
"*I'd like to order an incredibly hot curry please*", he whispers
I wish the name of a business would describe what it sells... Curry's doesn't sell curries, dominos doesn't sell dominoes, and the virgin megastore, what a disappointment.
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry.
What do you call someone who delivers Indian food? A curry-er.
Why did the Chicken Tikka Masala cross the road? Because it was in a curry.
My wife put up with my culinary experiments until I put ginger in the curry She loved that cat.
I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.
I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3! I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"
Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma
I just got my best score on the new Indian video game "Sitar Hero 3"!!! I got five stars on "Curry on My Wayward Son"
The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...
...they really *did* love that cat.
> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
Green curry and red curry had a race It was a Thai.
What side dish does George Michael ask for with his curry? Well I guess it would be rice
A red curry and a green curry had a fight.... There was no winner...it was a Thai.
How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours.
What do priests and curry have in common? They both do a number on your arsehole.
Beaver curry
A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.
Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?"
Englishman: "Beaver curry,!?"
Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."
A kid playing tag runs up to Tim Curry and says... you're IT
what do you eat at a formal event in thailand? black thai curry
Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry? Da loo.
Why didn't the customer at the Indian restaurant complain about getting a bad curry? It turned out to be a naan issue.
My dad had an accident once eating curry He slipped into a korma.
Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine? One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
Hello?.... Steph?
Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number?
Operator: 1-800-war-rior
Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring
A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma
I went out for a pelican curry last night.... It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!
The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped That really left me in a phall mood.
My friends compare my luck with the ladies to Steph Curry... I ball pretty hard but I still hit 3's like it's going out of style
Who do Indian cannibals eat first Curry-ans (Koreans)
You know how I spice things up in the bedroom? I have curry in bed
Why didn't Steph Curry's brother try out for the NBA? Because he was chicken
What do Stephen Curry and Obama have in common? They like to drop it from a distance.
My friend is the Steph Curry of getting the ladies... because all he does is score threes.
I received some bad news whilst eating a curry at an Indian Restaurant. My naan had slipped into a korma. Darren Walsh
If they have an Indian fast food restaurant They should call it Curry in a Hurry.
A man hospitalized after eating too mutch curry No comment from the man he's in a corma