Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggie
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long, little doggie.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund? A hot diggity dog.
What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel.
Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy
Why did the greenhorn buy a dachshund? All the other cowboys kept yelling " get a long little doggy "
What do you get when you cross a Dachshund with a Pit Bull? A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? His friends kept saying “get along, little doggy”
What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
What do you call a hungry dachshund? A halloweenie.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggy!
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Did you also hear... ... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to “Get along little doggie”.
What do you call a dachshund-chihuahua mix? A Beaner-Weiner
Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to "Get-a-long-little-doggie"
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggy!
What do you call an empty Dachshund? A Hollow Wiener.
A cowboy asks a city boy why he bought a dachshund. He responds, I heard someone say “get a long, little doggy.”
The cowboy told me to get a Dachshund To get a long, little doggy.
What did the cowboy say to his wife that was trying to settle on getting a Dachshund or a St. Bernard? You should get a long little doggie.
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? Someone told him, “Get along, little doggie.”
What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund? A succuweenie.
Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".
Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get a loooong little doggie.
Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund? Everywhere he went people would tell him to "get along, little doggie."
Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.