What is the area at the Danish/German border called?
The DaneGer zone!
I'll show myself out.
Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar.
One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle.....
The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:
Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
What do you call a Danish Sniper? A Denmarksmen
Why do Danish ships have barcodes on them So they can scandanavian
Why did the cannibal go to Copenhagen? He wanted to eat some Danish.
How would the world look if it were ruled by the Danish? It would be a Pastryarchal Society
Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards... ... but he's strong to the Finnish!
Why does the Danish navy have barcodes on all their ships? So they can Scandinavian.
I spoke to a Danish friend today I told him I wanted to buy his house. But he didn’t agree. Weird guy. Won’t be visiting him any time soon.
What’s a cannibals favorite dessert? A danish...
What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?
They both slowly remove clogs.
^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.
Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!
Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose "Superpower is unbreakable skin.
Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!
-Danish Anwar
How do you say "prison lingo" in one word? Danish
It turns out I'm Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish Apparently there's more, but I can't Finnish.
Did you hear about the guys who built fake chickens and sold them on the Danish market? They really made a kylling
I once ate a Danish pastry. She’s an air hostess..
That Danish guy that killed a journalist on his submarine.. He must have known he was going down right?
How do speakers of Dutch, English, French and Danish communicate with each other? They speak Mumble-Saxon.
A Danish family are having lunch.
The youngest person, a 3 year-old, eats all his food and then says "I am finish!", as he couldn't talk properly.
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His mum replies >!How dare you! We are Danish, not Finnish!!<
I was making some Scandinavian pastries but discovered afterwards that I didn't use enough sugar. So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.
A cannibal and a vegetarian go to lunch. They both order a Danish.
What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot.
A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is... Most likely dead
Why does the Danish navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
What did the job market for Danish toll collectors do after the Germans got into the canal-digging business? It Kiel-ed over and does.
A Danish man told me a joke once
It goes like this
*clears throat*
Why does the Danish Navy have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavi-an
A waiter asks a man sitting at a table “did you finis...” The man interrupts the waiter, “no I’m Danish”