Dank Jokes

The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car… It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child.

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Funny Dank Jokes
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What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement.

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I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes. They always say 'feeling dank'

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What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction

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What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die

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Where does Hitler get his dank memes? Neingag

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(Tips hat at the Devil) "M'ephistopheles"

(Inspired by a comment on a dank meme)

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Dank Dark humor is like a child with cancer

**It never gets old.**

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Dank memers don't eat. They yeet.

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