Dead Dog Jokes

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

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• My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *"what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"*

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My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said "what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid:

“What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with *two* dead dogs?”

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Funny Dead Dog Jokes
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My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid. “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one She was furious, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog

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My Partner's Dog died this morning To cheer her up, I went out to get her an identical one.

She was fuming, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?!"

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What is the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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My girlfriend’s dog died so to cheer her up I got her another dog that was just like it. But she was furious. She said “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?”

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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The wife's dog died... Knowing how much she loved that dog the husband got her another dog, exactly the same as the one that died.

He gave her the dog and she yelled at him: Moron!! What am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?!?

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Difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road? The dog had skid marks in front of it.

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If you crossed a dog and a bear together, what would you get? A dead dog.

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What has four legs and flies? A dead dog.

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My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?

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My girlfriends dog died.. I went out and bought her an identical dog.
She asked me what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?

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My girlfriends dog died So to cheer her up I got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

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Identical dogs My girlfriends dog died recently, so I told her I would get a new dog that's exactly like that one.

She then went mad and asked "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?!"

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What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead dog on the road? The skid marks in front of the dog.

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Wife divorces him, loses his job after just 10 days... The Mooch is one dead dog from being a country song.

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Pet Dog Husband: Where are you sad, baby?

Wife: My mother's dog died in a car accident yesterday.

Husband: Oh I'm sorry to hear that.

Wife : She is devastated. she couldn't digest it.

Husband: Who told your mother to eat the dead dog?

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My girlfriend’s dog died... So I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It didn’t go as well as I’d hoped. It just made her more upset. She shrieked at me, “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS?!”

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My girlfriend's dog just died, so I got her an identical one to cheer her up. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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A man brings his dead dog along for an international flight The check-in attendant tells him:

"Sir, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave either your dog or your backpack."

"What? Why can't I bring both?"

"Rules say only one carrion per customer."

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Why are dead dogs so happy? Because they’ve finally got all their bones buried.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road? There are skidmarks before the dog.

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How do you make a dead dog shake? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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